If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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