I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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