I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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