normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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