VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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