You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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