she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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