My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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