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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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