Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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