I think scott just propositioned me for sex
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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