"it" just moved
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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