this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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