her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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