she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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