Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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