I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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