So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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