So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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