You really coming over, don't trick.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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