yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
