she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm like, not good at living.
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