I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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