You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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