My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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