Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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