yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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