Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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