Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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