She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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