why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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