I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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