these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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