How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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