I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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