Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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