is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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