It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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