Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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