So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
As shirtless as possible
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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