): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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