is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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