Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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