well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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