But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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