Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I FOUND THE LEGS
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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