I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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