how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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