I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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