I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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