it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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