Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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