I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.