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You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..

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Who?

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Chris brown

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No way... I bet he was intense

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Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two

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(248): You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to.. (1-248): Who? (248): Chris brown (1-248): No way... I bet he was intense (248): Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two http://tfl.nu/q7w2

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.

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(832): Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/kcg4

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(903): View more from Texas

I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.

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(903): I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better. http://tfl.nu/5s87

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.

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(989): I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance. http://tfl.nu/0t4j

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(765): View more from Indiana

I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..

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(765): I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing.. http://tfl.nu/jqwx

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.

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(401): This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer. http://tfl.nu/lyuy

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(409): View more from Texas

just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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(409): just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome http://tfl.nu/tb2u

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(859): View more from Kentucky

We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.

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(859): We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints. http://tfl.nu/0ly1

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(732): View more from New Jersey

yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"

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(732): yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing" http://tfl.nu/qoaq

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame

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(724): i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame http://tfl.nu/h4cx

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(678): View more from Georgia

Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

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(678): Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?! http://tfl.nu/sa9o

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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.

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(218): I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now. http://tfl.nu/xd1f

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(404): View more from Georgia

He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.

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In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.

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(404): He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer. (404): In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup. http://tfl.nu/9ays

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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.

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(+33): If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome. http://tfl.nu/f909

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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner

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(210): As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner http://tfl.nu/bpq7

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