Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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