i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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