do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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