I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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