remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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