Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Pappa wants mamma naked
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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